Mega Rants and Stupid People

Best New Couple EVER!

adialeigh — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 21:15:48 +0000

Ok…this piece of gossip made me so happy. It is the most bizarre love connection ever.

+ = Freakishly thin, tall and insane children.

Still you gotta love the Goldblum.

More TerroR!!!

adialeigh — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 17:04:34 +0000

I'll leave you with this as I will be away from my computer for a week! Have fun hatin on stupid people until I return!

The Best News I’ve Heard ALL WEEK!

adialeigh — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 16:44:32 +0000

Two Coreys Together Again

The Coreys would find the Coreys playing fictionalized versions of themselves, presumably because it would be funnier and less sad that way. Feldman would play Corey Feldman, married father of one son; Haim would play Corey Haim, single man. While both play those roles in real life, too, the TV show would ratchet up the comedy in the situation by having Haim, as Variety put it, "[shake] life up for the Feldmans." (www.eonline.com)

Oh Sweet Hollywood! Please find a way to make this happen!

The thing that scares me the most.

adialeigh — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 16:34:03 +0000

Here is the most frightening thing in my world:

Heres the Korean version of Terror:

Almost as big as the Beatles????

adialeigh — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:24:00 +0000

So apparently the only people to get more #1 hits than the ever so talented miss mariah carey (Or MiMi as she has so cleverly dubbed herself) are the Beatles. This is an honor she truly deserves…what with all of her Jermaine Dupree fucking and stupid songs about what??? what are her songs about…seriously. I don't remember hearing any song that wasn't "Feat." someone else a LONG time…oh wait didn't she sing a song about bouncing or shaking or something…ahhhh meaningful. I'm sure hope she can catch up the the Beatles and have the most number one hits ever…. Granted once (Like our good friend Nelly F.) she was a pretty girl with an impressive range and powerful songs…for like two albums…then it all fell apart and Miss Mariah became a big' ol' whore. Maybe someday soon Mariah will be bigger than Jesus…we can only hope.

Really Angelina?

adialeigh — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:06:22 +0000

Really??? Shiloh? Really? Like Neil Diamond's dog??? Really?

Who’s your Daddy? Oh really?? Im sorry.

adialeigh — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 19:44:51 +0000

[Random streaming, laughing and grunting]

[Bridge:]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.

In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city?

Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.

Up, down, all around:
work that shit to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

[Bridge]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

[repeat chorus & bridge fading in eachother]

I want to see some Popozão

[Chorus:]
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão

[Bridge 2×]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

[repeat both fading in eachother again]

Some day little Sean Preston can proudly proclaim "My daddy sang that!" and then he can go see him in his trailer during a supervised visitation. I'm so happy this man will soon have three children. Is it three??? Are there more out there? Oh shit.

What the hell is this?

adialeigh — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 19:38:21 +0000

"I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
Nigga been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like fuck em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, nigga you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire"

First of all I am not sure what language this is exactly, but what I get from it is "I hate the police because how dare they want to arrest me for smokin weed and drinking while I am driving around with my gun in my hand…" I think that about sums it up…

This is why I hate modern music….

Fuck You Nelly Furtado!!!!

adialeigh — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 19:25:23 +0000

What the hell is wrong with female musicians? Nelly Furtado is the new girl to hit the downward spiral. Gwen Stefani #2 as I like to call her, went from being a cute, respectable talented girl to being a fucking whore? Apparently its OK to want nothing but sex in a relationship, dress like a whore and sing exactly like Gwen Stefani #1. Remember when you had your own style? Well neither does America because they say its AOK to sell yourself and become a horrible horrible role model to the young women who looked up to you. Completely change your look, your style and yourself and you will be a powerful woman in America. Well Fuck Gwen Stefani, Fuck Nelly Furtado, Fuck "X-Tina" Augulara and Fuck you America for saying its OK to be a bad role model and a no talent whore!!!

I will leave you with this:

"Promiscuous"
(feat. Timbaland)

[N:]Am I throwin you off?
Nope
[N:] Didn’t think soHow you doin’ young lady
That feelin’ that you givin’ really drives me crazy
You don’t haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spokeLooking for a girl that’ll treat you right
You lookin’ for her in the day time with the light
You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night[N:] You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get itAll I can do is try, gimme one chance
What’s the problem I don’t see no ring on your hand

I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent

[N:] You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I’m tired of running, lets walk for a minute

[Chorus]
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want

[N:] Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

[N:] Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

[Verse]
[N:] Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute

Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through

[N:] I’m out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?

They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down

[N:] I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I’ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health

I want you on my team
[N:] So does everybody else.

Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go

[N:] What kind of girl do you take me for?

[Chorus]
Don't be mad, don't get mean
[N:] Don't get mad, don't be mean

Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
[N:] Don't get mad, don't be mean

Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on

I can see you with nothing on
feeling on me before you bring that on

Bring that on
[N:] You know what I mean

Girl, I’m a freak you shouldn't say those things

I’m only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say

It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gon' like

Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash

[Chorus]
Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And its you that I want

[N:] Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait

Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

[N:] Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more

Thank goodness someone found the words women all over have been struggling to find…Oh thank you Timbaland and Nelly from the bottom of my heart!!!!!